Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
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