Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Come share oat with me in your robe
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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