Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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