When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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