okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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