The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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