Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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