All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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