VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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