So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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