Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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