at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Sober January is a disaster.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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