took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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