i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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