They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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