and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
you never un-have a 4some
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