Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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