I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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