I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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