how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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