I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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