hotel room ftw
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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