So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
