Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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