As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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