Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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