I cockslap morals
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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