i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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