I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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