My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize