I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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