I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I touched a dick in church today
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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