Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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