i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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