I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
