i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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