awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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