I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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