OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
