so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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