Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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