I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The adults are the big ones right?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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