He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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