just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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