i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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