found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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