Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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