She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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