Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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