I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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