yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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