Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
