i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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