I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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