he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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